The Beauty Quiz! Part 1

Are you a beauty expert?

I’m a qualified makeup artist and skincare specialist. I’ve worked for Clarins, Dior, Lauder to name a few and also in some of the most well known photography studios in the North West. I wouldn’t call myself an “expert”. More like well informed , but always learning something new.

Are you obsessed with makeup?

The simple answer is a BIG FAT YES. I own more in my personal collection than I can physically use in a week let alone a day.

Do you have your own sense of style?

I like to think so. I’m really inspired by the 50’s look, full circle skirts, corsets etc..real old Hollywood glamour really appeals to me. I have a classic hourglass figure , big bust, tiny waist, hips and a decent bum so that style really suits me I think.

I have days when I throw on my sweats and just face the day. Other days I’m quite classic in my style – jeans, pumps, plain vest or tee, cardy and a scarf etc…and other days I’ll go all out.

Do you take good care of your hair?

Yes in that I have never dyed it, never had a perm or chemical treatment etc…the colour I am is my virgin colour so to speak.

No in that I don’t get it cut as often as I should. I flit between a long layered look and then I get bored and go for a fringe with shorter choppy layers….i feel a fringe coming on again soon.

Am I ugly? Are you comfortable in your appearance?

I have ugly days. I have fat days. I have days when I want to cry because I cant find anything to fit in the shops. I have days when I wish I could get rid of my large bust because it drives me mad.

I think the honest answer to this question is probably no, I’m not that comfortable in terms of my body shape etc. I sometimes feel like this is the reason I’m single but hey ho..such is life.

Are you a fashionista?

Hmmm…probably not no. I don’t collect clothes and I go out of my way to avoid trends because I don’t like to go out and see everyone in the same thing as me.

I’m more a shoeanista…shoes always fit and I have lots!

What does your starsign say about your fashion sense? (hang on while I look it up…..www.astrostyle.com)

Color: Black – ok I’ll go with this one, I wear black a lot and its probably my staple for things like vests, tees etc…
Fabric: leather – I don’t own any leather but I like it.
Focus Area: Crotch – erm?????
Style Equipment: leather jacket, black T-shirt, push-up bra, fishnet stockings, hair dye, tattoos, piercings (hidden and revealed), silk boxers – I laughed outloud at the pushup bra, fishnets and silk boxers bit!   I don’t need a pushup bra, they are big enough! I have REAL silk stockings, I don’t need cheap fishnets! And any man that wears silk boxers is no man of mine!
Rock it Out: tight clothes, leather – again ermm???
Put it back on the Rack: loose and baggy clothes, unsexy cuts – sometimes I like comfy!

Do you look older than your age?

I don’t think so, no. I’m 28 and have been told by different people I look 25 and also 30. I guess I actually look my age then!

Are you obsessed with your looks?

No. If I was I wouldn’t pop out to the shops with no makeup on and just in sweats.

Are you an accessories person?

I like accessories I just don’t wear then enough. I wear a scarf every single day. They are kind of my “thing”.

Are you photogenic?

I have no clue! I have a standard pose in most pictures so I’ve been told. I don’t mind having my pic taken, so I guess I must be?

Can you become a supermodel?

Hmmmm…I’m 5 foot 6 ish, size 18, have H cup boobs and I like to eat…..so no.

Do you care for your nails?

I have acrylic nails so yes and no.

Are you a cosmetics junkie?

Without doubt, YES!  I love getting new things to play with and I have a huuuge wish list!

You rule fashion or fashion rules you?

I don’t follow trends, so I suppose I rue fashion? I wear what Is right for me and my shape. There are things I would never dream of wearing that EVERYONE seems to wear (which makes me want to wear them even less)

I refuse to walk down the street going “baaaaa” because I’ve become a sheep.

Are you a prisoner of fashion?

I think the above answered that one!

How well groomed are you?

Very I think. I get my nails done, I get various places waxed and  I’m obsessed with smelling nice!

Are you ageing gracefully?

I like to think so but I was once told that you should slide into your coffin sideways with a glass of wine in hand screaming “woohoo what a ride!” so I think maybe I’l l do that.

One makeup item you cant live without?

Concealer. No, lipstick! No, blusher…erm….can I have it all please??

Don't say the "v" word, she's single!

Well, its that time of year again….the shops are festooned in hearts, heart shaped balloons with more hearts printed on them, heart shaped chocolate, heart shaped cakes..pretty much everywhere you look there are hearts.

As a single girl I hate to say it, but Valentines Day utterly sucks!

If I want to book a meal at a city centre restaurant in the next few days I’ll be asked “would you like the Valentines Menu?” Erm, no I’d rather stick acid soaked lemon wedges in my eyes thanks. (paying double for my meal just because they have “Now That’s What I Call Romance” playing in the background, have switched the plastic flowers for plastic roses and offer awful heart shaped chocolates to me at the end of the meal instead of an After Eight is not my idea of fun)

If I need to go and buy a card for someone’s birthday I’ll be greeted by a wall of red and glittery naff-ness, bears holding hearts that proclaim “I heart u x amount”, a sea of clueless men staring blankly into the abyss as they compete with each other to buy the biggest (and most naff) card that will tell the unfortunate girlfriend/wife/significant other at home that for ONE day of the WHOLE year, they actually could be bothered to show how they feel.

And there folks, is my issue. Its ONE day of the year. If the person you are currently in a relationship with needs one specific day to tell you how they feel about you, then you either need couples therapy or you need to find a new partner.

I am not bitter because I am single, I am not bitter at all in fact. Even when in a relationship I don’t actually like Valentines Day.

Little things mean more to me than one (badly thought out) gesture on one day of the year. It would mean more to me for example, if my other half came home on a random Wednesday with my favourite bottle of wine or a bag of jelly beans “just because”.

I don’t need a day dedicated to love, because if I am in love then I can show it whenever, wherever and however I want to.

To those of you coupled up and desperately looking forward to Valentines Day, good luck to you….i saw a man in Asda a few days ago purchasing a pink baby-doll priced £6. I really hope it wasn’t for you.

Find me on Bloglovin!

Follow me on Bloglovin!

Discontinued lip colour and finding a replacement...eeek!

You know how it goes......you reach into your make up bag, happily take the lid off your favourite lipstick, think nothing of applying a few coats, pop the lid back on, drop it bag into the bag, give yourself a little pout in the mirror and then off you go on your merry way to attack the day.
When it comes to the point where you find yourself digging out the last scraps of lipstick with a cotton bud/lip brush/little finger/whatever is to hand...then you know its time to pop off to that shiny department store counter and purchase a brand new little bullet of lovliness.

What happens then, when you get to said counter, you search and you swatch, wondering to yourself "have i forgotten what the colour looked like on the way here?" 10 minutes of panic later and you ask the sales assistant "excuse me, do you have ........(insert colour of choice)?" and with a (generally blank) expression she replies either "sorry, never heard of it" or the dreaded words that no girl on a make up hunt wants to hear......"I'm sorry, its been discontinued"
Your mind goes into panic, you feel a sudden lurch in your tummy.......did you stockpile any?? is there enough left in the tube for tonight's date?? is there no counter ANYWHERE that has ONE left??

I have very recently experience this trauma myself. Now, as a Makeup Artist i have many, many lip colours to choose from in my kit BUT i only have 1 or 2 that i actually wear on a day to day basis in my personal kit.
I found and fell in love with a particular shade from MAC about 3 years ago while at the airport on my way to a weeks holiday in Lanzarote.
It was part of a cute little kit that contained 2 lipsticks and a lip gloss, utter bargain and made my day so much better. (the purchase of new make up gives me butterflies- its my addiction)

Said colour is called EAGER and its in the lustre finish that MAC do so well. I used it the entire holiday and then when i got home used it very sparingly for special occasions and nights out etc.

Its a gorgeous blushed coral that goes beautifully with a tan and a fresh summer day. (probably why i use it so sparingly as i have neither a tan on a regular basis, nor experience a fresh summers day frequently)

To my sheer despair, it has been discontinued (in the UK at least). I have searched high and low for one, been to department stores up and down the land..no joy. *sad face*.

So, the other day while at Sydney Airport (see previous post), i mooched over to the MAC counter and once again despaired at the lack of my favourite colour. However, not wanting to be defeated i opted for a different shade and figure I'll adapt.

I tried Morange- a super juicy looking "loudmouth" orange in the MAC Amplified Creme formula, that gives a real hit of colour and really pops. For me, far too orange and nothing at all like i was looking for. Orange is a BIG trend for the upcoming season and has been spotted on Rihanna while out and about in NYC recently.
Orange lipstick looks best on golden and olive complexions so if you are more of a cool or pale tone try warming up the complexion with a touch of bronzer. With such vivid lips, its best to keep the rest of the make up simple and understated with nude skin and lashings of mascara. If eyeshadow is a must then stick with a neutral palette.

My next shot was Vegas Volt - a luscious pink coral in the MAC Amplified Creme formula again. Creamy with no shimmer or thick lustre, it can be applied in one quick swipe for a soft coral/pink or layered to build a more intense coral/orange.

Its a wonderfully beautiful Spring/Summer shade that will slot nicely into any make up bag. It brightens the complexion and looks fresh and zingy.

I'd team this with a fresh complexion, groomed brows, a touch of MAC eyeshadow in Floof! (a subtle neutral shimmer) just on the upper lid up to the socket line, oodles of lengthening black mascara and a subtle flush on the cheeks in perhaps and apricot or peach tone.

This is one that EVERY woman should have in her make up bag!

Much love,

UG. XX

http://www.maccosmetics.co.uk/